that Oprah was protested for justifying materialism with philanthropy.
that my roommate killed my fetus with a hand-drill.
that a man hacked me to pieces with meat cleavers.
that I was a 19th century botanist exploring the newly acquired Louisiana Purchase.
that someone stole my Hot Pocket when all I owned was a pair of underwear.
that Bill Clinton said the word "rats" was unpatriotic, so we took a vote and renamed them "victory vermin."
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"I don't own a damn thing!" or something like that.
OH, by the way, I found your kyoot little blog.
And I didn't even have to "come home!" I knew I'd get gypped with that text message, and I did!
Also, it might be another week before I leave Tulsa. I found out today Ryan Lerma is gonna be in Tulsa next Friday and he's guilt-tripping me to stay.
But, I look forward to my triumphant return to Norman! More than I've looked forward to anything in a really long time.
In addition, I don't think you have that widget that allows me to follow your blog, which I hate. I don't hate the widget, I hate that you don't have it.
So... that's something we need to work on.
<3
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