I Had a Dream

I was on a planet other than Earth. Unlike Earth's vivid colors, the colors of this planet were dull and poisonous. The sky was a shadowy purple, the trees were murky orange, and the ground was dirty blue. I was a sacred demon. My body was thin and hunched. My face was slanted inward. Large claws grew from my long fingers and sharp, ghastly fangs protruded from my mouth. I was evil; I was sacred. The natives of the planet worshiped me. I was given an area of land that was solely mine. Trespassers were sacrifices. I had an old, dreary house to live in. Two Earthlings, a couple, a blond female and blond male stumbled upon my territory unaware of the sacrilege they had committed or the danger their lives were in. I hunted them down to kill them. The natives of the planet, my devotees, took pity on the ignorance of the Earthlings and protected them by fighting me back with spears. I continuously hunted the couple, but always I was hampered by the natives.

Lexicon

do-mo-sex-u-al [doh-moh-sek-shoo-ul]

noun
1. someone who gives sexual favors out of obligation or pity rather than personal pleasure or desire.

Usage: I slept with George after his grandma died. I'm such a domosexual.
He bought me a really nice pair of shoes, so I slept with him. Was that domosexual of me?

Timeline of the Cosmos

If gravity really is the basis of time.