She Uses Vaseline?

Watch this.
Watching this video started something. It started my unhealthy obsession with Ms. Banks. I can't get enough Tyra Banks on YouTube. I love her videos, but not because I love her. Have you seen the one in which she cries and tells everyone to "kiss her fat ass"? Have you seen the one in which the porcupine causes her to fall over? Have you seen the one in which the baby grabs her boob? All ridiculous. All solid gold.
I know she's a strong, independent woman (and so is her momma). She reminds us often, but, I mean come on, she's weird, man. Have you seen the one in which she pretends to be Chingy's uncle?
So here's the straight dope. I've been talking to some friends about Ms. Banks and a theory is evolving. According to the reflections, observances, and common sense of friends it has been decided that Tyra Banks is an alien. I know! I know! I've already claimed that Anne Coulter is an alien and a guy is very limited on how often he can play the Alien Card, but listen. It all began when I was watching the Vaseline video and I asked one friend if he thought that she may have been menstruating that day. Eventually we came to the conclusion that Tyra does not menstruate, she lays an egg. I ran this idea by another friend and she postulates that the laying of the egg is a semi-annual event, and the hatchling develops into America's Next Top Model. Case closed.
You may find this a little bizarre and perhaps cruel, but, seriously, have you seen the one in which she gives primordial dwarfs iPod shuffles and make-overs?